How Is Your Sex Life?

Wife: (Leaning to her husband while husband reads his book in bed) "Guess what?"

Husband: "What?" (Turned his face to his beautiful wife who was wearing his white short sleeved cotton shirt) Wife: "I have no panties on!" (She was excited and titillated hoping her seduction line would end up with them having sex that night).

Husband: "Would you like to buy some?"

Wife turned red.

Wife: (She yelled at him) "So this is married life?"

HAHA! You bet, it is!

The moral: know when to seduce and when to buy your next pair of knickers!